I am running on two hours of sleep and Monster.
DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. ME.
ABOUT ME
Name: Brad
Tumblr Name: stand-by-me
Birthday: May 30th
Age: 20
Location: Austin, Texas
Current school/job: University of Texas at Austin
Sexual orientation: Queer as a three dollar bill
Status: In a relationship
Random fact about yourself: I can wiggle my ears.
Hobbies/Interests: Politics, History, Porn, the Supreme Court, TV
Do you smoke/drink: occasionally/not enough
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: Hunson, the various Kevins, Jcup, Chad, and Qisto
Why Tumblr?: ‘cause bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
Haha, well hi there Secret Santa
What size underwear do you wear? What is your favorite movie? Who is your favorite artist? What is your favorite store to shop in? What is a book you have been eyeing to purchase lately?
Hmmm, lets see. I wear a size small, and generally prefer really skanky underwear :D My favorite movie is American Beauty which was recently stolen from my apartment, so I’m in need of a new one. My favorite artist is Monet but if you’re going to get me a print you can get me anything by an Impressionist, you can’t go wrong with them. Favorite store…I don’t really have one I suppose. Express? As for books I’ve been thinking about getting, I’ve been meaning to get some old favorite from when I was a kid, such as this, or this. I would say don’t spend a whole lot of money on me, I’d feel bad if you did that. For me I really do appreciate the thought you put into it :)
Lady Chablis: But you know it’s like my momma always said, two tears in a bucket mother fuck it
John: I have to remember that one
Lady Chablis: No don’t remember that one, that’s off the record
John: So what was your name before Lady Chablis?
Lady Chablis: Frank.
Do you know how easy it is to write a paper on modern torture practices and conservatives' views on it with both the internet and Ann Coulter in existence?
This papers writin itself.
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Chris Colfer and Lea Michele (Glee) - Defying Gravity
My beard is red. My body hair is so weird.
I'm so fucking pissed off at everyone and everything
Police were called to the girl’s home Nov. 11 after her mother couldn’t get her to take a shower. Bradshaw says the mother gave him permission to use his stun gun.
